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| 15. THE NEW TV SEASON
As we do every September here in The ICS Files, we're about to take a look at the new TV season. This is a different kind of year than we normally see. Normally, when we discuss new shows, were looking exclusively at the syndicated market with help from the struggling newer networks (UPN, the WB and Fox). In the 2002/3 season things have changed. There's 16 sci-fi/ fantasy/ horror series that will be introduced this fall. Another six are waiting in the wings for mid-season. Believe it or not, the biggest source of new imaginative TV programming is ABC. ABC is the only one of the majors in this field (they have two now, three more in January). The ratings for these shows are seldom meteoric, which is why we haven't seen more of them up to this point. However, ABC isn't going after bulk ratings. They're craving demographic. They want that delicious male 18-34 audience. That's the one that drives advertisers wild. That's the one upon whom empires rise and fall. That's the one that loves imaginative television. There are three new syndicated series breaking this fall. Fox also has three. The WB is premiering two now and one at mid-season. Both UPN and the Sci-Fi Channel will introduce two this fall. MTV has one now and one in January. PAX has one for the fall. Showtime will break their new series this winter. We'll talk about the mid-season replacements in the January ICS Files. It's time to look at the would-be legends of the fall. 16. THE OLD TV SEASON As a reminder, these network shows are not returning: DARK ANGEL (FOX), GREG THE BUNNY (FOX), MYSTERIOUS WAYS (PAX), WOLF LAKE (UPN), THE X-FILES (FOX), GLORY DAYS (WB), ROSWELL (UPN), SPECIAL UNIT 2 (UPN) and THE TICK (FOX). The following syndicated shows are dead (although some may continue running repeats for a while depending on how the contracts with the stations have been set up): BEASTMASTER, EARTH: FINAL CONFLICT, INVISIBLE MAN, OUTER LIMITS, RELIC HUNTER, SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE, SHEENA and TRACKER. The following cable shows are extinct: THE CHRONICLE, EXPOSURE, INVISIBLE MAN and LEXX. There . . . now that we've got the riff-raff out of the way let's take a look inside Pandora's Box and see what sorts of programming tricks and treats await within. 17. NEW SEASON SCHEDULE OVERVIEW SUNDAY 7-7:30 FUTURAMA (FOX) 8-9 CHARMED (the WB) 9-10 ALIAS (ABC) 9-10 ANGEL (the WB) MONDAY
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| 46. THE GLASS TEAT
The BUFFY soundtrack comes to CD. Rounder Records announced that it will release a CD of the official musical soundtrack to "Once More With Feeling," the critically acclaimed musical episode of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, on Sept. 24. The CD's 10 tracks will contain the entire original soundtrack to the show, as well as an unreleased demo version of "Going Through the Motions," sung by Whedon and his wife, Kai Cole, as well as score segments from three other BUFFY episodes, "Restless," "Hush" and "The Gift.". . . Duck Dodgers - the series! There's a new "Duck Dodgers" series in production for 2003, with writers Paul Dini, Spike Brandt and Tony Cervone involved. More on that as details come in. . . . SHE SPIES - M.I.A. NBC dropped the fourth episode of SHE SPIES, originally scheduled to air Saturday, August 10th. The ratings for the first three episodes had been pretty lackluster. We'll see if this affects the planned syndication of the series. . . . USA brings out the DEAD. USA Network has picked up its hit series THE DEAD ZONE for a second season. Production on the second season will resume in Vancouver, B.C., in mid-September, with the season debuting in early 2003. All primary cast members will be returning, including star Anthony Michael Hall, who is also a producer. With a 4.7 household rating and 6.4 million viewers, THE DEAD ZONE became USA's highest-rated and most-watched original dramatic series debut and earned a place as the top basic-cable original dramatic series of all time. . . . Parents vs. BUFFY. The Parents Television Council rated BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER the worst show in prime time for graphic violence and sex and an element of the occult. The list is released annually. Last year BUFFY was rated #3. . . . LOST WORLD- lost series? The syndicated series, THE LOST WORLD, was renewed for season four last January. This summer fights started over revenue and syndication. At this juncture the series is in jeopardy. It had been announced its return for the end of September. Now, if season four happens at all, it won't be before January. . . . CHARMED and CHARMED again. TNT will start airing early episodes of CHARMED twice daily starting September 3rd, airing episodes at 9 AM and 5 PM each day. From the initial listings, they appear to be running season One episodes in the 5 PM time slot and season three episodes in the 9 AM time slot. . . . Dan Akroyd's talk show? Missing, presumed dead. The Sci-Fi Channel had announced a proposed reality-talk show series hosted by Dan Aykroyd that would be a light-hearted review of various conspiracy theories and paranormal phenomenon. It was to have been a complement to CROSSING OVER. The network announced that the series is in limbo. It's not completely dead but it's been put on Sci-Fi's back burner. The talk series was sent back for an overhaul last January after executives decided the show format didn't work. Nothing's been heard of it since. . . . More WITCHBLADE! Fans of WITCHBLADE are petitioning for a third season. More than 3,000 fans have signed the petition, which is sponsored by the We Are Legion fan group. 47. SEPTEMBER 11 A year ago that was just another late summer day on the calendar. Now it is so much more. It's a call to action. It's a cry for reason in the midst of insanity. It's the repository of our broken hearts. A year ago September 11 joined days like July 4 and December 7 where the universe changed in an unalterable way. Television, our great national common, recognizes that fact. NBC, ABC and CBS will all run expanded editions of their morning news programs, with live shots from Ground Zero and full accounts of the deadly attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. CBS is planning to air a special 60 MINUTES and 60 MINUTES II, with the latter featuring the only interview granted by President Bush on that terrible day. The network will also rerun its acclaimed 9-11 documentary, hosted by Robert De Niro, which first aired in March. ABC plans to broadcast news throughout the day and into prime time, along with a question-and-answer session for children hosted by Peter Jennings, as well as a special edition of NIGHTLINE. Fox will present its own two-hour special, THE DAY AMERICA CHANGED. The cable news outlets - CNN, MSNBC and Fox News Channel - will all do news and documentary programs. A&E, the Biography Channel, the History Channel and History International, will fade to black on the 11th. Instead of their normal programming, A&E's channels will continuously scroll the names of the victims, beginning at 8:46 a.m., the moment the first plane hit the World Trade Center. The scroll will last an hour and 43 minutes, until 10:29 a.m., when the second tower collapsed. E! is planning a one-hour news special to mark the occasion. The Food Network and HGTV will halt their programming for two hours on the morning of Sept. 11. Sister channels Fine Living and DIY will also go dark that morning too. The channels will be off the air for two hours, coinciding with the time of the attack. UPN will not drastically alter its broadcast schedule on the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. It will, however, pay tribute to some of the heroes of that day. During primetime that day, the network will air five PORTRAITS OF COURAGE, short pieces on young people who helped save lives in the aftermath of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Some familiar names and faces from the tragedy will also resurface. Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani is still deciding which of hundreds of interview requests he plans to accept. He also plans to attend tributes to the friends and coworkers he lost that day. Lisa Beamer - whose husband, Todd Beamer, uttered the now famous "Let's roll" on United Flight 93, which crashed in Pennsylvania - has granted taped interviews to NBC's TODAY and ABC's GOOD MORNING AMERICA and will appear live on Larry King. 48. BIG CHANGES AT AMC Classic movie fans have been whining about changes at American Movie Classics. This was once the sole gatekeeper of America's glorious movie past. Since the emergence of Turner Classic Movies AMC has been trying to find its way. Guess what - if you were upset before with the addition of commercials, the skewing toward more recent films and the heavy editing done on it titles, you ain't seen nothing yet. American Movie Classics will abandon its classic pedigree this fall to offer more contemporary and younger-skewing movies. The programming transformation will include more original series and specials. It will also be accompanied by additional advertising breaks for the once-commercial-free network. The network, which started running four minutes per hour of commercial 'interruptions' earlier this year, will double its advertising inventory to eight minutes in October. For classic-movie aficionados, AMC will debut a commercial-free, digital service, AMC Hollywood Classics, in October, featuring films from the 1930s, 1940s and 1950s. The network will also debut a new on-air look in October. It will no longer refer to itself as American Movie Classics, but rather AMC. The changes reflect the network’s desire to adjust to the changing mood of Hollywood, which is reaching younger audiences and embracing more independent films, as well as blockbusters. The network will boost its original programming lineup via the launch of several new series including DVD-TV, which will air a film, then a documentary about it, then the movie again, this time with director commentary. AMC also plans a fall premiere for its first animated series, MONSTERS WANTED, which focuses on 'real monsters' applying for roles in horror flicks (see above for details). AMC's president, Kate McEnroe, explained, "What happened is time has moved forward. This has been an evolution, not a revolution. What I like to say is no brand is immortal. Even the Wall Street Journal had to get their act together and reformat." It's worth noting that AMC is now owned and managed by the Long Island, N.Y.-based Rainbow Media Holdings Inc. The company did the same turnabout with Bravo. That network began as a premium cable outlet for foreign and art films and arts programming, then started editing films for content when it went basic and slowly introduced commercials with the unveiling of more and more original programming. 49. YOU GET TO RE-LIVE THE WORST DAY OF JACK BAUER'S LIFE THIS LABOR DAY Stock up on coffee and No Doz, then watch the worst day of Jack Bauer's life over Labor Day weekend. FX will be airing the entire first season of 24 beginning at midnight on Sunday, Sept. 1 and ending at midnight on Labor Day, Sept. 2. FX has been rebroadcasting episodes throughout most of the season. The marathon is a way to generate interest in the six-disc 24 DVD set, which is coming to stores on Tuesday, Sept. 17. It may also be a way to get audiences up to speed on the show before the second season debuts on Tuesday, Oct. 29 with a commercial-free episode. 50. BACK TO BACK TO THE BATCAVE In last June's ICS Files (#41) there was a brief item about a new Batman movie called BACK TO THE BATCAVE: THE TRUE ADVENTURES OF ADAM WEST AND BURT WARD. Here are some more details on it. CBS wrapped production on the television movie in August. It reunites the stars of the series. Adam West and Burt Ward star in the comedy adventure as themselves. While investigating a plot to steal the original Batmobile from a charity benefit, the actors reminisce about their old series. These memories reveal the strange behind-the-scenes drama of BATMAN including on-the-set explosions to their wild real-life encounters with fans. Frank Gorshin (The Riddler), Lee Meriwether (Cat Woman) and Julie Newmar (Cat Woman) will also appear in the movie. Emmy Award-winner Paul A. Kaufman executive produces and directs. The script was written by Duane Poole, who also wrote the documentary SURVIVING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND: THE INCREDIBLY TRUE STORY OF THE LONGEST THREE-HOUR TOUR IN HISTORY. No official airdate has been set. I'd be willing to bet we'll see it on an upcoming sweeps period. 51. GRRRL POWER CONTINUES WITH THE RETURN OF THE BIONIC WOMAN USA Network is looking to add to the growing list of butt-kicking TV women by developing a new take on the 1970s series THE BIONIC WOMAN. If development proceeds smoothly, the new series could be on the air by summer 2003. "THE BIONIC WOMAN is an old title that is ripe for reinvention," according to Jeff Wachtel, USA's executive vice president for series and longform programming. "One thing that's special about it is it's really an action show, and that's something we're looking for." The new BIONIC WOMAN will be produced by sisters Jennifer and Suzanne Todd (MEMENTO, the AUSTIN POWERS movies), and is close to signing up a writer for the project. 52. AMBER BENSON TALKS ABOUT TARA'S DEATH Amber Benson, who played the ill-fated Tara in last season's BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, talked about the vocal reaction to her character's death among lesbian fans of the series. Many lesbian fans were outraged that the Tara-Willow love affair ended in tragedy. She said, "A friend of mine is a lesbian, and we went to a lesbian bar with her right after it happened. I swear to you, this woman came over, and she was almost in tears. She was almost hysterical. 'I can't believe you're dead!' She was really broken up about it. I felt so bad, because I didn't know what to say. It definitely was not my choice, but I felt it was the right thing to do, just for the show. That was the only thing that would destroy Willow. So I understood, storywise, that it needed to happen. She couldn't have just been maimed, right? It wouldn't have worked." "It did last three seasons," referring to Tara's relationship with Willow. "Buffy can't seem to keep them. Xander and Anya are at each other's throats all the time. Maybe Dawn will have a good relationship, I don't know. That's life. Life is like that. You can't expect the happy to be it, because without the crappy stuff, you can't understand how truly amazing the happy stuff is." 53. DEFENDING AGAINST TERRORISTS - THE BUFFY PARADIGM Sure, Buffy Summers can protect the world from vampires and demons, but might she also be helpful in stopping would-be terrorists armed with biological weapons? At least one military analyst has given it serious consideration. Military analyst Anthony H. Cordesman, who holds a chair at the Center for Strategic and International Studies and is a longtime analyst for ABC News, has authored a paper called "Biological Warfare and the BUFFY Paradigm." Cordesman thinks the unpredictable nature of evil on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER and the way Buffy and others react to it, could be instructive to U.S. defense against chemical and biological attacks. Cordesman writes, "I realize that those of you who are workaholics or who are simply mature and without children or younger relatives may never have seen this show. It is, however, about a teenage vampire slayer who lives in a world of unpredictable threats where each series of crises only becomes predictable when it is over and is followed by a new an unfamiliar one." That uncertainty is the chief feature of the "BUFFY paradigm," which also includes a reliance on old or bad information (a la Giles' ancient demon texts), unclear motivations of attackers and the fact that there's always another threat lurking in the shadows. The way the characters respond to the threats against him - the "BUFFY syndrome" - is an example of how not to act, Cordesman argues. "The characters in BUFFY constantly try to create unrealistic plans and models, and live in a world where they never really face the level of uncertainty they must deal with," he writes. Cordesman admits in the report that his approach is "somewhat unusual," but he says current methods of threat assessment aren't so great either. "We can speculate on scenarios . . . we can conduct studies and exercises, and we can write doctrine until hell freezes over," he writes, "but our chances of really being much better than BUFFY are simply not that great" until a better picture of the threat emerges. 54. A TRIP TO THE CARNIVÀLE WITH ADRIENNE BARBEAU Adrienne Barbeau's upcoming HBO supernatural series, CARNIVÀLE has been given the green light. "It's happening. I think you can think of it as THE X-FILES meets David Lynch meets Marjoe Gortner. It's also been described as THE X-FILES meets STAR WARS." Her description is a little, uh, odd. "It's sort of an epic good-versus-evil story, as personified by satanic evangelists and carny workers during the Depression in the Dust Bowl. It's great. I play a tattooed snake charmer. I think they will start with an exploration of the characters, and then move more into the conflict of good versus evil. We've got the dwarf, and we've got the giant, literally, and the Siamese twins and the lizard man and the strong man and the bearded lady and the psychic. It deals a lot with metaphysics and the supernatural." Hmmm. Ok. I'm hearing a lot of David Lynch. When do we get to THE X-FILES meets STAR WARS? We may have to wait until it airs to find out. The pilot was directed by Rodrigo Garcia (THINGS YOU CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT HER). Fans of SIX FEET UNDER may remember him from there. He's done several episodes. CARNIVÀLE will also star such familiar sci-fi and horror faces as Nick Stahl (TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES), Clancy Brown (EARTH 2), Michael Jay Anderson (TWIN PEAKS), Patrick Bauchau (KINDRED: THE EMBRACED), Clea DuVall (GHOSTS OF MARS) and John Fleck (ENTERPRISE). Production is underway now, with the series set to debut in 2003. 55. THE LAW: FUTURE TENSE Oscar-nominated writer Paul Attanasio (QUIZ SHOW) is pairing with Ed Zuckerman (LAW & ORDER) to create a sci-fi legal drama. The show, as yet, has no announced title. It's been picked up by CBS after an intense bidding war between major networks. The show will center on a law firm 50 years in the future; few other details are known. Zuckerman will write the pilot and serve as an executive producer with Attanasio and Katie Jacobs. Universal Network TV is financing the project and will likely re-air episodes on the Sci-Fi Channel (Universal owns the Sci-Fi Channel). "What we especially loved about the pitch is that it posits a future world in which human nature, warts and all, remains the same," says Sarah Timberman, Universal TV's president of programming. Zuckerman says the 50-years-hence setting "opens up a huge, fresh story territory" for the series. "Even my wife, who never watches the shows I work for, thinks this is a neat idea," he says. 56. LATHE OF HEAVEN - A TV MOVIE THAT GETS THE JELLYFISH RIGHT Philip Haas, director of the A&E made-for-cable film based on Ursula K. Le Guin's classic novel THE LATHE OF HEAVEN, said that he hoped to achieve a look and feel that was simultaneously retro and futuristic. LATHE tells the story of George Orr (Lukas Haas, no relation to Philip), a man whose dreams can change reality. "Some of the buildings are old, but timeless," Philip Haas said. "There's a woman's voice singing a wordless melody over the these images of jellyfish that you see often in the movie, that represent Orr's state of mind, and that voice was actually computer-generated, sampled and reworked for the film. The jellyfish are computer-generated images. If you watch closely you'll see that as Orr's dreams change the world, the world has different color schemes. The movie starts off pretty monochrome, and then yellow is introduced, and then yellow and green, and finally fire. So you get this constant evolution. I think that evolution of color helps that quality of being taken in by the story, of not quite knowing what's happening, but knowing that something is changing. Of course, the jellyfish stay pink the entire time." Haas said he has not seen the classic 1980 public television version of LATHE, which starred Bruce Davison, nor has he read Le Guin's book. Alan Sharp (DAMNATION ALLEY) adapted the book for the screen. But, Haas said, "we've tried to match the creativity of the story on the visual level. When we were making the film, we had charts of how the colors would be introduced and in what sections. So although there are special effects in there - like the jellyfish and what you see out Dr. Haber's [James Caan] window - LATHE OF HEAVEN is introspective. It's more about inner space than outer space." Look for LATHE OF HEAVEN this month. It will air on Sept. 8 on A&E. |
| 57. THINGS TO COME
CAPCLAVE 2002 arrives on a new date - October 18 - 20, 2002 (last year was September) - and a new location - the Hilton Silver Spring located at 8727 Colesville Road, Silver Spring, Maryland 20910. The theme of the convention is "Celebrating the Short Story in Science Fiction." The guest of honor is Stanley Schmidt, editor of Analog. The artist guest of honor is Alexis Gilliland, winner of four Hugos for best fan artist. At this writing they're still building the rest of their guest list. They'll be featuring literary discussions with authors, readings by authors, a dealer's room, art exhibits, science presentations, a con suite, parties, chances for conversations and a relaxed atmosphere. The membership rate is $30 until September 3rd, $35 through September, and then $40 at the door. To register, send your name, preferred badge name, email address, and snail-mail address and phone number to: Capclave 2002 Registration/ c/o Bob MacIntosh/ 7113 Wayne Dr./ Annandale VA 22003-1734. CHILLER THEATER is being held October 25-27 at the Sheraton Meadowlands in E. Rutherford, NJ. From VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA they've got Alan Hunt, Kevin Hagan, Terry Becker and Warren Stevens. From LOST IN SPACE they have Mark Goddard and Jonathan Harris. From THE LOVE BOAT they have Bernie Kopell, Jill Whelan and Ted Lange. From LAND OF THE GIANTS they have Deana Lund, Don Marshall, Heather Young and Stefan Arngrim. From THE EVIL DEAD they have Ellen Sandweiss, Betsy Baker and Sarah York. They have members from two different STAR TREK casts. From the original series they've got Nichelle Nichols and Walter Koenig. From DEEP SPACE NINE they have a pair of Klingon Chancellors - J. G. Hertzler and Robert O'Reilly. They're also featuring Kenny Miller (I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF), a tentative appearance from Maryam D'Abo (THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS), Tippi Hedren (THE BIRDS), Felix Silla (THE ADDAMS FAMILY), Valerie Leon (BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB), scream queen Brinke Stevens and Boris Karloff's daughter, Sara Karloff. They have Disney artist Frank Dietz ( Disney's TARZAN), comic book artist Bernie Wrightson ("Swamp Thing"), author and editor David J. Schow (Seeing Red), model Barbara Leigh (The Original Vampirella) and, of course, TV horror host Zacherley. The schedule will be Friday October 25 - 6 PM - 11 PM, Saturday October 26 - 11 AM - 7 PM and Sunday October 27 - 11 AM - 5 PM. The Sheraton Medowlands is located on Rt. 3 East (across from Giants Stadium) in E. Rutherford, NJ. Their phone number is (201) 896-0500. Early bird advance tickets are $12 per day, or $30 for all three days. Pre-show tickets give you access to the show one hour earlier than the general public on Friday night or Saturday morning. Ideally, pre-show tickets are usually purchased by those wanting access to very limited sale items at the show before general ticket holders enter the show. Pre-show tickets give you access to purchase limited model kits, movie classic items and other items. These tickets cost $20 each (per day, US Funds) at the show. Pre-Show & VIP Tickets are available in advance only. They enable ticket-holders entry for the entire weekend plus one hour early on Friday or Saturday they're selling for $35. Pre-show both days, plus all day Sunday is $45. Children age 12 and under free when accompanied by an adult. The mailing address for tickets is Chiller Theatre Inc./ P O Box 23/ Rutherford NJ 07070. ECLECTICON is a media fanzine conventions, focusing on fanzines and the varied fandoms that inspire them. It will be held on November 8 -10 at the Ramada Hotel at Routes 1 & 9 South in Newark, NJ. This is a convention that prides itself on having everything other conventions have EXCEPT celebrity guests. They'll still have dealers, panels, gaming, discussions and the other things associated with other conventions. Programming at ElectiCon is comprised of four tracks: General Interest, Fandom, Media, and Writing/Editing/Publishing. There's no further information available on what will be contained in those tracks. Registration for the weekend is $40. If you'd like further information either hit the link on this article or, for snail-mailers, drop a note to Eclecticon/ PO Box 3165/ Bayonne, NJ 7002-0298. |
| 58. THE 2002 HUGO AWARDS
The Hugo Awards are the most prestigious awards in the field of science fiction. Each year they're given out at the annual World Science Fiction Convention (also known as "WorldCon"). This year's awards were presented Sunday, September 1 at the 60th World Science Fiction Convention, ConJosé, in San José, California. Here's the results of that voting. Best Novel: American Gods by Neil
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SON OF THE MASK. Larry Guterman (CATS & DOGS) will direct New Line Cinema's follow-up to its 1994 Jim Carrey supernatural comedy film THE MASK. New Line is not billing the movie as a sequel, but rather as a second installment of the franchise. Neither Carrey nor co-star Cameron Diaz are expected to reprise their original roles. The new film will reportedly center on Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist who finds himself raising a baby endowed with the powers of the mask of Loki. Lance Khazei (ROMANTIC COMEDY) wrote the screenplay. . . . GOTHAM AND METROPOLIS, BY WAY OF TROY. Director Wolfgang Petersen, who is developing the BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN movie for Warner Brothers, plans to continue with that project, but will first film TROY, an adventure based on Homer's Iliad, with production set to begin next spring with an eye toward a 2004 release. . . . THE TERMINATOR IN TOWN SQUARE. Officials in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Austrian home town, Graz, are calling for a TERMINATOR monument to mark the place's European Commission City Of Culture honor in 2003. Ahnuld has already been honored in the town when the soccer stadium was named Arnold Schwarzenegger Stadium in 1997, but now high-ranking fans want to honor their favorite son further. Dignitaries hope to erect a statue of Arnie in his TERMINATOR guise. The third TERMINATOR movie RISE OF THE MACHINES will be released next year. A spokesman for the honor committee in Graz says, "Arnie is Graz's most important cultural export commodity and we'd like to combine the City of Culture honor and the release of TERMINATOR 3 in style." . . . MOTHER NATURE'S CAMEO APPEARANCE. A pair of movies had to be halted as flood waters swept through Prague in August. THE SOUND OF THUNDER and THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDIANRY GENTLEMEN had to hold-up production, hoping the waters would soon recede. An assistant on THUNDER played down the effect of the flood, explaining, "It's nothing drastic; we had to change the schedule and evacuate the set." A publicist on GENTLEMEN said that two out of more than 50 Prague and Czech sets for the film had been damaged by the floods. A set for scenes involving a submarine on the River Vltava docks at Liben in Prague was submerged in more than 5 feet of water. And a large set for scenes set in London, Paris and Venice, Italy - under construction at an old airplane factory outside Prague - also has been damaged by floodwaters. . . . I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND IT IS STUPID. Mike Judge, best known for his animated TV series KING OF THE HILL and BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, will write and direct 3001. It tells the story of a regular guy who wakes up 1,000 years in the future and finds the world so dumbed-down that he's the smartest man on the planet. . . . WOLFENSTEIN - FROM GAME TO FILM. Rich Wilkes (XXX) will adapt the Activision video game RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN for the big screen for Columbia Pictures. The game tells the story of an Army Ranger whose team returns to the notorious Castle Wolfenstein, where occult and genetic experiments are creating an unstoppable Nazi army. . . . A NEW CREATURE'S ON THE WAY. Director Guillermo del Toro (BLADE II, HELLBOY) said that he will remake CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON. Del Toro said that he hopes to set his film in the late 1800s. . . . WATCH ME SAW THIS MATRIX IN HALF. The two MATRIX sequels, RELOADED and REVOLUTIONS just finished principal photography in Sydney, Australia after 200 days of filming. Producer Joel Silver said that the MATRIX sequels are not really two separate films. "It is one enormous movie that's being cut in half and being shown in two halves," he said. . . . THE MATRIX ONLINE. The studio has posted an audio account of the end of shooting on its official Web site. The site also features a new trailer for the upcoming ANIMATRIX, a series of nine animated films based on the universe of THE MATRIX, coming to DVD and video in 2003. . . . THE OUTER LIMITS AND THE BIG SCREEN. Rupert Wainwright will direct MGM's big-screen version of THE OUTER LIMITS. Wainwright previously directed STIGMATA. Wainwright takes on a film that the studio hopes will lead to a feature franchise. Gerald Di Pego (PHENOMENON) and sons Justin and Zachary wrote the script. Mark Victor and Michael Grais of Victor/Grais are producing THE OUTER LIMITS, along with Trilogy Entertainment's Pen Densham, Guy McElwaine and John Watson. 63. THE CRITICS RAVE OVER THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH Critics went wild over the release of Eddie Murphy's summer sci-fi film, THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH. Unfortunately for Warner Bros. they weren't wild in quite the way the studio would have hoped. Apparently, fearing they had a critical piñata on their hands, Warner didn't screen the movie in advance for critics (never a good sign). The critical community got the movie full-blast in the face the same time as the public. Here are some of the "valentines" hurled at the movie. Daily Variety commented that it was "so abysmal it had [box office] - watchers mentioning the industry's most legendary fiascoes like pricey flops TOWN & COUNTRY, ISHTAR and HEAVEN'S GATE." "Watching it is like watching 90 minutes of outtakes - deleted scenes randomly assembled by a drunken night watchman at the studio," wrote Lou Lumenick in the New York Post. Jack Mathews in the New York Daily News observed that the Eddie Murphy movie is set in 2087, "which is about the earliest he can hope to be forgiven." Stephen Hunter in the Washington Post observed that the movie wasn't even forgettable, "because there's nothing to forget." David Hiltbrand in the Philadelphia Inquirer noted that the movie sat on Warner Bros.' shelf for nearly two years while the studio reworked it, hoping to breathe life into it. "You might as well try to revive a stuffed moose," Hiltbrand commented. In answer to the question, how bad is this movie really? Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe recounted that when he saw the movie in a local theater, "the gentleman eight rows in front of me spent most of the movie on his cell phone. And no one asked him to stop talking. Maybe they all thought he was trying to get someone at the studio to fess up to greenlighting this cosmic slop." It was received in England with similar warmth. The London Telegraph said, "It's not so much bad as a kind of non-film, full of non-jokes, non-characters, inaction scenes and anti-plot." Over at London's Star the critic advised, "If you go to see this, buy a big drink. You now have two options: Drink it generously, and use toilet breaks as an excuse to miss portions [of the movie], or alternatively, throw your drink at the screen in disgust." 64. ALL SINGING, ALL DANCING, ALL BATMAN! Batman seems to have suddenly gotten hot. There's the two BATMAN movies on the board (about the beginning and end of his career), a CATWOMAN movie, THE BIRDS OF PREY on the WB this fall (see above), the Adam West and Burt Ward TV bio-pic BACK TO THE BATCAVE (see above) and now - a Broadway musical! Tim Burton, the director the original BATMAN movie in 1989 and the '92 sequel, BATMAN RETURNS, has agreed to direct "Batman: The Musical". According to the show's composer, Jim Steinman, "We're thrilled he's going to do it. David [Ives, who wrote the libretto] and I floundered around for a year trying to figure out how to musicalize Batman. Then we looked at Tim's original movie and thought, that's it." The musical will cost at least $15 million to mount. Plans are to open it out of town in 2004 and on Broadway the following year. 65. DEMI MOORE: FROM SUPERSTAR TO FALLEN ANGEL Welcome back angel. Breaking a five-year absence from studio films, Demi Moore has signed on to star in the CHARLIE'S ANGELS sequel, CHARLIE'S ANGELS: HALO. Moore will play a "fallen" angel who once worked for Charlie but who now has moved to the dark side of the law. The film, to be directed by McG, will reunite Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Luke Wilson, Crispin Glover, and Matt LeBlanc. Bernie Mac replaces Bill Murray as Bosley, and original Angel Jaclyn Smith appears as her television show persona Kelly Garrett. Moore, 40, who at one time was the highest paid actress in the business by commanding a $12 million salary for the filmsSTRIPTEASE and G.I. JANE retired from filmmaking to raise her three kids on her Idaho farm. Her most recent film was Alain Berliner’s independent PASSION OF MIND in 2000, where she played a woman who lived in two simultaneous worlds; a real one and a dream one. That sounds dangerously close to her present status - living the life of Hollywood's most sought-after star and nearly simultaneously playing the villainess in a TV-inspired comic-book of a film. 66. THE LATEST ON THE LATEST EXORCIST Swedish actor Stellan Skarsgard will step in for Liam Neeson in THE EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING, the fourth installment in the series. Neeson - who was set to play a younger version of Max von Sydow's character from the original EXORCIST in the prequel film - left because of scheduling conflicts. Paul Schrader is directing the prequel (sometimes called THE EXORCIST 4:1). It begins shooting in November in Morocco, before moving to England. Neeson came aboard in the fall, when the late John Frankenheimer was still attached to direct. Gabriel Mann and Billy Crawford also star in the film, which tells the story of Father Merrin (Skarsgard) and his first encounter with the devil while doing missionary work in post-World War II Africa. Best-selling author Caleb Carr (The Alienist) rewrote the script, based on an original screenplay by William Wisher. The film is still (optimistically) scheduled for domestic release July 18, 2003. With a November production start-date and a probably lengthy post-production schedule for extensive C.G.I. work I wouldn't start standing in line for that July date just yet. 67. JAMES BOND: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED HER Film-makers of the latest James Bond movie decided to have a racy encounter between stars Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry after realizing the British secret agent had never been filmed in the act. DIE ANOTHER DAY director Lee Tamahori says he wanted to see 007 getting down and dirty for real, rather than just the aftermath usually seen in the spy films. He says, "I keep watching these old Bond movies, which I love, and I keep saying, 'Why doesn't he actually f***? Why is it always post-coital? Why does the camera have to pan across the clothes and go up to the bed to find him drinking a bottle of champagne with his sheet up around him?' We said, 'Pierce, what do you feel about being in the first Bond movie where you get laid?' And he said, 'That'd be smashing!' So we did that. We've got Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry bonking away." But the effort may have been in vain - Tamahori is expecting censors to excise the saucy scene so that the film will be given a rating which will allow younger Bond fans to see it. Incidentally, there'll be another Bond girl putting in a brief (and fully clothed) appearance. Deborah Moore, 38, has a cameo as an airline hostess in the movie. Her character meets the British secret agent but fails to fall for his legendary charms. She has some experience with Mr. Bond. Her father is Roger Moore. 68. FREDDY VS. JASON BRINGS US A SENSITIVE JASON AND FREDDY WITH FROZEN NUTS Kane Hodder, who played hockey-masked fiend Jason Voorhees in the most recent FRIDAY THE 13th movies, said that he won't be reprising the role in the upcoming FREDDY VS. JASON movie. Apparently filmmakers are rethinking the Jason character to make him more sympathetic and a closer physical match to Freddy. The idea is to make Jason a "sad, pathetic, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA-type character," a source at New Line explained. Robert Englund will fill the role of Freddy Krueger in the film. Englund said that he's troubled that Kane Hodder won't be back. "Kane is a friend of mine, and it makes this difficult," Englund said. "Because I think of Kane as Jason. Nobody does the killing machine like Kane. The only thing I know is, they're looking at people. . . . One of the things that may be in the rewrites is that there may be a sequence in a flashback, we may see Jason young. Given that, they may be forced to hire somebody younger. We're going to revisit the backstories of both characters. It's a real imaginative, wonderful, E-ticket ride of exposition. On Jason, you get the exposition, and you get a Jason nightmare. My only problem is that we're working on a real lake, outside, for a month of nights in Vancouver. My genitals are going to go up inside me to live - it's going to be so cold!" Director Ronny Yu (BRIDE OF CHUCKY) is set to begin production in Vancouver, B.C. on September 9. The movie will be out sometime next year. 69. HARRY POTTER MAY BE LOOKING FOR A NEW DUMBLEDORE Richard Harris may have to be replaced as Prof. Albus Dumbledore in the third installment of the HARRY POTTER films as fears for his health grow. Harris, 71, was admitted to a London hospital, suffering from pneumonia. He's completed filming of the second HARRY POTTER film, THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, although a double was needed for some scenes when he was feeling ill. Warner Brothers will decide next month if he is fit enough to reprise the role in the next movie, THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN, which is slated to begin shooting in January. Harry Robinson, 72, is said to be the spitting image of Harris. He's the actor who has doubled Harris in the previous two films. He's a likely replacement. A source connected with the production said, "The producers are not confident Richard will be well enough and have told Harry there's an 80 per cent chance of him getting the part. He's already been told to start practicing Dumbledore's distinctive deep voice." 70. HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES IS FINALLY HEADED FOR THEATERS Rob Zombie’s troubled HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES has finally found a home at Lions Gate Films. Universal Pictures, who originally had the movie, sold the rights back to Zombie earlier this year after finding it to be too gory. MGM had shown interested in the picture as well - as long as some blood and murder scenes were removed - but then backed off when Zombie talked about the deal on a television interview. The film, which stars Karen Black, William Haig, Bill Moseley and Chris Hardwick, follows two young couples whose vehicle breaks down in the middle of nowhere leaving them at the mercy of a peculiar small town family. The family matriarch includes: Firefly who performs shows with puppets made of stuffed cats and squirrels; a daughter named Baby who puts cigarettes out in the palms of her hands and a 300-pound son named Tiny who wears a leather mask covering up horrible burns. Tom Ortenberg the president of Lions Gate Films Releasing, said, "With HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES Rob Zombie has created an in-your-face, unrelenting horror film experience. We are really looking forward to working with Rob and having a lot of fun with this campaign." Lions Gate, which purchased both the R and unrated versions of the film, is planning on releasing HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES early next year. 71. DARKNESS COMES TO MIDDLE EARTH Peter Jackson said that the upcoming THE TWO TOWERS and THE RETURN OF THE KING, will take the story into darker territory. "What basically happens is [the films] become darker, and they emotionally go places, which is very interesting. As Frodo's journey with the ring continues, the ring starts to affect him more. There's an interesting dynamic that is going to happen in these films. Where in the first movie, Frodo is the audience. He's the Everyman character. In the second film |